dean&porn
Yeah right.
You smiled!

[slaps him upside the head] Not funny.
Ow! It was ridiculously hilarious!

I think Mason would have a problem with that.
He can come too! Pets get discounts right?

I’m sure that in certain countries, it is.
Really? I got new stamps! Can I send you there?

Well I’ve never had a problem getting people to buy what I’m selling and dealing is no exception.
You’re annoyingly persuasive it should be a crime.

Not quite. I’m selling a lot but are there even promotions for dealers?
Yeah. You get more load to sell.

Yeah yeah.
Nothing major. Just unwinding from work.
Really? Not celebrating on a pay raise or anything?

You’re an idiot.
I love you too.

What’s with the drinking?